This is a spam email a collegue at work recieved, Dr. Seuss style. Made me chuckle.

That’s great you’ve found a gal that’s hot You wanna hump her juicy tw*t.
She’s so attractive, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
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But how to raise it long and thick?
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You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will slam her pink so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!

So try today this wonder-pi’ll
And change your life at your own will!